"The Watermelon Festival, an annual event in Arcadia for 23 years, raises the consciousness and pride of one of DeSoto County's most important crops."
There's no watermelon like a proud watermelon! And a proud watermelon with its consciousness raised is a thing to behold!
Thanks to John Lawhorne for today's giggle.
I wonder if the watermelon's raised conciousness comes as a result of some kind of genetic modification. Perhaps now the watermelon can join the turnip and sweet potato in their campaign for human rights around the world.
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